episode 2: your jeans too tight..your clothes too bright..your voice too light

Hello world,

Now I'm here to ask you all, what in the fuck is up with this new boyz look
I mean, honestly I think you look dumb and stupid if your jeans are squeezing your balls
I feel like if you are in the age of becoming into man, your damn jeans should not insult your fucking balls
If you call your self a man start looking the fucking part
Leave the skinny jeans to women...it feel them real well....if you a man and want to wear skinny jeans you might as well be a woman

Leave that stupid shit with the kids of tomorrow

Now...fellas...lets be real....if yall dumb fucks..don't find you some real nigga clothes...and look fly with your grown man look instead of your fruity color clothes...I am goin to label you as a faggot
No man in the world should have a closet full of clothes that looks like a box of Fruity Pebbles...lets be grown and sophisticated about our looks fellas...oh yeah...wen i mean no fruity looking clothes for men..i'm speaking on teenagers, kids, or babies...don't make yourself look like a gay ass females....and that don't mean revert to the lame ass gangster look either

FELLAS LETS STEP UP YOUR GAME...TAKE IT FROM A MAN WHO KNOWS WHAT HE IS TALKIN ABOUT......LETS GET IT TOGETHER

episode 1: skeezers

hello world,

its yah boy JKinG...and for now on wiff my blogs...i wanna take yu thru a course of the things..dat i see n the things dat i noticed...prefiably(dnt kno if i spelled dat rite lol :)) speaking on this world...and the abstract things that follow along with it.....

oh yea...n each blog i make for here on out...dey will be called episodes

and dis world..is episode one...YAAAAY!!!!

SKEEZER!!
wen yu hear da word skeezer...usually the first thing dat cums to a female mind is a form of disrespect...especially if its cummin frm a man

but da funny thing abt it is.....ive been callin a lot of females skeezers lately...and bein the type of guy dat i am..i make it very humerous...and wats da crazy part abt it...its supposed to be a form of disrespect to women...but yall females have yet to stop me...or put me in my place for callin yu one, yu sit dere and laff with me

now like me..i really dnt kno wat da hell a skeezer is.....but frm my understandin is..dat its in the same caterogory as hoe, slut, whore, etc.

so now im here to tell yu..if yu feel dat u cant stop me for sayin it..and be woman abt urs and tell me u feel disrespected abt bein called a skeezer....well dammit my black ass will continue to call yu out of ur name..and call yu SKEEZER

now honestly....my respect level for women are very high...but for the past 17 years of my living..imma be honest..its hard for to give yu da respect yu claim yu deserve....if yu do sum dumb out of da shit ass..and have yurself bein known as a stupid broad with negative qualities abt yurself...yur a SKEEZER...if yur stank ass walk around the earth thinkin yur god's spittin image..den yu is a DUMB-ASS SKEEZER...

now ever since ive been usin da word...ive been usin it playfully to a lot of my female friends..who find it funny and ammusin..and we joke and life n have a ball abt callin yu a skeezer and us callin errybody else a skeezer too...but wen we see sum off the wall bullshit frm deze skeezin ass hoes...den me n my niggas n my female niggas..will gracefully call yo stank skeezin ass a REAL-LIFE SKEEZIN SKEEZER

honestly...i feel dat no one is above da skeezer line...accept 1st lady Michelle Obama lmao..(jzt a joke)

so ladies...clean up yurself...be above da skeezer line...please dnt be a JKinG statistic

~Signing Off
JKinG

Rappin..Freestylin...Goin Ham wiff a Turkey Sandwich

im sumthin magnificent
imma endangered species sumtimes my swag is inappropriate
i ride by myself friends are more like associates
wen i walk by..bitches gives me compliments
im fresh frm outfit to da mouth..fresh breath on doublemint
.........crazy ass combos servin niggas give dem hell
round afta round..i load n blast dem shells
i shot at u..hit u in da leg..u ran n fell
took his fuckin life imma catch'em in hell
........fuck carin abt da average nigga..n his life
i bang bitches 4rm coast to coast..married??..i'll try yah wife
........she calls me daddy in english
fuck around call me papi in spanish
i get her sweet sugar white cum..my dick is a danish
i leave out quietly..afta i finish
dere go anotha one..made da list...dat i accomplished
.........fuck all da girls...lets have fun n bust sum nuts
u kno u a freak girl lemme put it in yo butt
try sumthin crazy..lets drive my dick down yo gut
lets see if my dick can reach ur mouth..wiff out yu throwin up

hahahahahahaha I WENT HAM!!!!!
dats all yu get for free

Signing Off
~JKinG

iight yall its yah boy JKinG,
and dis my 1st blog so yall please bare wiff me

iight now..imma senior in high skool and im startin to learn alot abt da things dat surround me in dis world...especially females...n da one thing i dnt understand is da female mind...of course yur pops or yur uncle prolly told yu, yu'll neva understand a woman n the things she say or wat she is thinkin......

well im here to say....da things i hear n notice dat cum out of females mouthes half da time is a bunch of BULLSHIT ASS BOLGNE...like honestly...i will neva understand wat is da sole purpose of a female if her thinkin process is all fucked up...men all ova da world try dere hardest to either catch an attention of a female or if dey are in a relationship dey try to satisfy dere companion as much as dat man can..physically n emotionally.....it neva works..females are always dissatisfied

ive witnessed sum of the grimeyest of niggas get caught up in a female n da things dis female has done to dis grimey nigga n turn his grimey ass into a soft as muffin.....honestly guys break dere backs for yu more than yu think ladies...n it always seem dat we cum up short

look...ladies...jzt for the sake of discussion....why dnt yu try and understand da males point of view n do all da things men have to go thru to please ur needy ass...honestly...dis day and age a gud man isnt gud enuff...females always want more...but da average man never knows wat da fuck dat shit is..if yo ass dnt lighten up and accept a man for wat he can bring to da table.....

oh n dnt let me forget......for all yall SKEEZERS out in dis world dat has dis big ass preception on wat da fuck a man is...ur DEAD FUCKIN WRONG...erry guy yu meet isnt da same ladies...please take note of dat...we are all not cheaters...sum of us actually like caterin to our women n being as faithful as we can be becuz we love are women and da relationship dat we are in...we are all not dogs dat look for one thing in a woman....sumtimes we actually wanna kno if u can hold a convo for more than 30 mins wiff out it bein an intimate convo abt how far imma stick my dick in ur pussy...sum guys wanna kno where yur heart is at n if yu gotta brain in ur dat thick as skull...or if u can a guy laff wiff ur humerous ways....but nawwwwwww females n dere punk ass thinkin process dnt neva get to see dat b/c of dere WRONG ASS PRECEPTION of the average man

ladies im here to tell yu....take a step back...look at dat man for wat he can do for the both of yall instead of yu...remember it takes TWO to make a relationship

~Signing Off
JKinG