Thursday, September 10, 2009

episode 1: skeezers

hello world,

its yah boy JKinG...and for now on wiff my blogs...i wanna take yu thru a course of the things..dat i see n the things dat i noticed...prefiably(dnt kno if i spelled dat rite lol :)) speaking on this world...and the abstract things that follow along with it.....

oh yea...n each blog i make for here on out...dey will be called episodes

and dis world..is episode one...YAAAAY!!!!

SKEEZER!!
wen yu hear da word skeezer...usually the first thing dat cums to a female mind is a form of disrespect...especially if its cummin frm a man

but da funny thing abt it is.....ive been callin a lot of females skeezers lately...and bein the type of guy dat i am..i make it very humerous...and wats da crazy part abt it...its supposed to be a form of disrespect to women...but yall females have yet to stop me...or put me in my place for callin yu one, yu sit dere and laff with me

now like me..i really dnt kno wat da hell a skeezer is.....but frm my understandin is..dat its in the same caterogory as hoe, slut, whore, etc.

so now im here to tell yu..if yu feel dat u cant stop me for sayin it..and be woman abt urs and tell me u feel disrespected abt bein called a skeezer....well dammit my black ass will continue to call yu out of ur name..and call yu SKEEZER

now honestly....my respect level for women are very high...but for the past 17 years of my living..imma be honest..its hard for to give yu da respect yu claim yu deserve....if yu do sum dumb out of da shit ass..and have yurself bein known as a stupid broad with negative qualities abt yurself...yur a SKEEZER...if yur stank ass walk around the earth thinkin yur god's spittin image..den yu is a DUMB-ASS SKEEZER...

now ever since ive been usin da word...ive been usin it playfully to a lot of my female friends..who find it funny and ammusin..and we joke and life n have a ball abt callin yu a skeezer and us callin errybody else a skeezer too...but wen we see sum off the wall bullshit frm deze skeezin ass hoes...den me n my niggas n my female niggas..will gracefully call yo stank skeezin ass a REAL-LIFE SKEEZIN SKEEZER

honestly...i feel dat no one is above da skeezer line...accept 1st lady Michelle Obama lmao..(jzt a joke)

so ladies...clean up yurself...be above da skeezer line...please dnt be a JKinG statistic

~Signing Off
JKinG

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